Out Of Office

I just had to pass this along. I found it rather amusing. Its from a co-worker who took 3 weeks off for his wedding and honeymoon.

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening-

On the scale of lameness, this out of office email will rate rather highly. Do you ever have those periods when you’re just not feelin’ it? Call it writer’s block, temporary correspondence atrophy, or general email funk; the malaise goes by many a name. Like those medic-alert bracelet commercials of yesteryear, “I’ve fallen and can’t get up.” Sigh…this too shall pass. Until I get my groove back, you should probably contact one of the following highly communicative individuals to obtain more astute commentary on the state of affairs:

For data requests, please send an email to

For email campaigns, please send an email to

For issues regarding eFolio, please send an email to

For hosted Delphi support issues, please send an email to

For ISAC > Opera interface support, please send an email to

For questions about Hoovers, please send an email to

For concerns about the mapping tool, thank you for your feedback. I will be refreshing that data in late September upon my return. I am grateful for your continued patience.

For everything else, please send a note to:

If these guys are also experiencing a temporary communication shortfall, be not afraid. You can only keep good people down for so long before they rebound and send something really ridiculous. Until then, we can only ride out this storm comfortable in the knowledge that better times lay ahead.

Have a great start to September, and I will look forward to speaking with you on or around September 20th when I return.

Warmest Regards,

Conversationally Deficient in White Plains